@neckspike true!
Q: What's the best way for us to learn SQL?
A: Ashnod's Transmogrant - Artifact, 1 colorless: Tap and sacrifice Ashnod's Transmogrant to put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact creature permanently. (Ashnod found few willing to trade their humanity for the power she offered.)
...okay we're struggling to interpret this one.